Monica

A lying bitch.
She lies all the time, and will push you around.

She hates your guts.
Don't interact with a Monica.

She may be pretty, but is horrible and snake-like. She will go out of her way to be rude to you. A friend-ship ruiner.

Person One: Monica keeps lying!
Person Two: Duh, she's a Monica.

by _Hello June 16, 2021

Monica Neck

A game where a hard neck slap is the result of a dumb comment.In order to obtain a "Monica Neck" a series of words must be said in any order to lock in the punishment.They are Black magic,white magic,silver magic and No changing(No specific order). To block a "Monica Neck" you must say any of the previous words before they say the entire thing.The rules of Monica neck are:No public slapping, Each Monica Neck must be filmed(phone,camera ect...)No Monica Necks under the influence of ANYTHING.To receive a Monica neck you must stand bent at a 90 degree angle and then receive your slap bare skin.Also a "Neck Save" can be called, if u obtain 10 neck saves in a weeks span on one player they must recieve a "Monica Neck".The final rule to Monica Neck is once you start, there is no way out unless you receive a Monica Neck from every player and the only way out of a Monica Neck is by giving the punisher $10.(The game is never ending without getting Monica Necked to get out.)

Cheeks:Yo where are my keys?
Ryan:Bro your holding them!
Ryan:Monica Neck! Silver magic, Black magic, White magic, No Changing!
Cheeks:FUCK DUDE!

by Walter Rodriguez November 27, 2007

Monica

Monica is an ugly ass bitch that thinks she's the shit fake as fuck and looks like a hippo and trys to make you feel guilty about everything even though it always her. MORAL:FUCK MONICA

Hey MONICA F.U.C.K Y.O.U what does that spell FUCK YOU 🖕

by Fuck monica January 26, 2019

Monica

Incredibly bitchy woman. Often mean to her boyfriend

Man1-man she's a Monica

Man2-hell yeah man

by Forajoke July 19, 2018

Monicker

A name you give to yourself. See moniker.

Yo, don't CALL me that. I'm not settling for any nicknames, I'll make my own monicker.

by Dragix April 25, 2007

monica

Monica is the most prettiest girl in the world and she will blow your mind. she gets all the guys. she probably has a mixed bsf and nothing can come between them. Jada and her will be bestfriends forever.

Woah there goes Monica

by Jadastew March 26, 2020

monica

bad ass motherfucker who can beat covid in 7 days and go to Barcelona

do you know monica?
yeah, i've heard she beat covid in 7 days.

by ape2021 October 11, 2021