Moist Chalk Board

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller

I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night

by jello132 March 12, 2015

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard May 25, 2012

moist tone

A song or piece of music thought by its creator to be the archetypal romance tool, ergo, making its female listeners' vaginas wet. Similar to the infamous 'brown tone' but causing different, and usually less stinky, human secretions, the 'moist tone' is a myth conjured in the dillusional brain of poor, talentless musicians, in the vein of emo-rockers or boybands, overcompensating for their small phallus and/or lack of true sexual prowess. Also known as a 'songma'or 'smegma tone.'

Wow, Josh must think that his new hit, 'You Raise Me Up' is going to be the ultimate moist tone when it gets played on Soft Rock 91.78 FM.

by [e-mail] March 17, 2006

Moist parakeet

When a women is laying on her back sqauking like a parakeet and squirting on the male genitals.

Oh boy that girl Gabby sure was wild she was a moist parakeet.

by Cooperator November 09, 2018

the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 03, 2015

moist ass bitch

someone being unnecessarily rude or bitchy.

Eric got drunk and mean last night. he was acting like a straight up moist ass bitch.

by MandyCard April 06, 2008

moist turd gas

A fresh farty fragrance. Funny because it sounds like "mustard gas".

Aaron came over to Jeff's work station and laid down some heavy moist turd gas as a payback for the nasty bean bomb that Jeff had dropped on Aaron just 30 minutes earlier.

by Gregg Loogyanus December 05, 2006