Mocano

Mocano means “asshole” or “stupid”

Example 1;
Whopper - Bro I thought 2 + 2 was 2 💀
Fern - Mocano (Stupid)

Example 2;
Whopper - You’re ugly and nobody likes you
Fern - why are you such a mocano ? (asshole)

by Asunalikesteadur July 29, 2022

Macondo

The act of telling someone that they look like a Macdonald cheeseburger.

You bro, you look like a Macondo.

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Macondo

A term used to describe units of 50 billion dollars.
Named after the $50 billion dollar price tag of the BP Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster in 2010

"Bro how rich is Elon Musk?
About 4 Macondos"

by Anton Chigurh Loves Milk December 7, 2022

Meconium Clout Syndrome

When the sperm donor (father) of a moments-old newborn baby is far to preoccupied with posting photos and videos of himself and his exhausted, disheveled baby-mama to give a single visible shit about their newborn child, her welfare or the enormity of this moment in his life. Not infrequently he is making jokes about the birthing process and how he was like "no F-ing way" the whole time and how grossed out he was, "like you can't even believe the mess the birth process makes- so glad somebody's going to clean that up- like seriously, man!" Meconium Clout Syndrome has a very high mortality rate, almost always under very suspicious circumstances.

OB: Congratulations Mom and Dad!! She's a beautiful healthy baby girl and she's all yours!!!
Mom: She's beautiful!!! Aiden, look at your new daughter- she's perfect!
Father: staring into his phone Ok everybody, she just had the baby- like she was screaming and it was so gross- like an alien just squirted out of her- she's a total mess right now- let me get a shot of her pans phone towards mom who looks away and covers her face in embarrassment and exhaustion C'mon babe- smile for my followers!! Look over here! This is going to be the BEST video I've ever posted... This is going to be SO epic!!!
OB: looks at neonatologist} Textbook Meconium Clout Syndrome- a pretty serious case- I'm not sure this guy is going to survive once they get home...

by Asclepius Minora February 15, 2023

McConnell

A boy with a chubby face and one jacket that he’s been wearing for the past 3 years. He has plenty of chins to spare.

“I don’t mean to be rude, McConnell, but why do you live in a pink house?”

“This is a joke who are these people”

by PlumSickle 2 March 13, 2023

mojon con patas

A shitty person. Someone that embodies the characteristics of a turd.

Ahi viene ese mojon con patas por la calle.

Here comes that Joe, that mojon con patas.

by Rick Tiberius Rude April 15, 2023

McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023