Mitched

To get 'mitched' is nothing other than a bad experience. The term mitched covers a broad set of circumstances however if you're to get mitched you always end up worse off.

If you've been mitched it can be life changing and you can spend many years resenting your experience and angry at life.

If anyone does get mitched we suggest taking a sabbatical in order to come back stronger

I came up with a business model which would generate a huge income for the business and myself. It was such a good idea I visualised myself in a ferrari pulling up to bars in mayfair. This idea was put in place and worked, I was essentially a millionaire. As soon as the money came in I was mitched and mitch pocketed all funds and took credit for the work.

by Den_i_am May 4, 2021

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty April 22, 2018

MITCH

Mitch is a male bitch with usually long hair and is bisexual but will not tell anyone and also has ugly toes

MITCH THAT LONG HAIRED BITCH WITH UGLY TOES

by SHIIGGGYY November 9, 2018

Mitch

Mitch is a common American boy’s name, typically short for “Mitchell.” This name could also be unisex. It is rooted from the biblical name, “Michael”, which means “Who is like God?” The name Mitch can also be a name that is used for someone who is chronically online, spends all their free time on Discord, Twitter, and TikTok, and is a self-proclaimed “certified biohazard” and a “danger on the roads”

Aj: “Hey, what’s wrong with that person over there?”

Dylan: “That’s just Mitch. He doesn’t shower and spends all of his time on Discord.”

Aj: “Wow, what a loser.”

by ihatetoxicgingers July 10, 2024

Mitch

Mitch is way better than Tim all things possible

Wow Mitch is such a better bloke than Tim

by GODALMIGHJTY October 24, 2022

Mitch

hottest male to ever exist and he is usually the hottest in his friend group. Everyone wants his massive dick but isnt popular enough to "hit his line"

Did you see that Mitch
Yeah hes so hot

by holy no plop May 23, 2021

A Mitch

When you fail on the first attempt and succeed on the second.

In the second frame, Michelle got a Mitch when she bowled a gutter-ball on her first throw and then picked up the spare on her second.

by Rozersedge February 1, 2019