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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Pile

Well, You get five people, than (if there are women, they wear strap on's) than you stack on top of each other, and drench yourself in chocolate fudge.
by ManNamedJo October 8, 2018
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Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.
Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.
by Brisket01 August 4, 2018
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mississippi death penalty

the Mississippi death penalty is when you use skim milk as the bong water for a bong. then, after you do that leave it to sun bathe for a week. Afterwards, you find a poor soul and once you somehow convinced them to comply. you make them drink said substance from bong.
alright jimmy!!! time to suffer: drink the Mississippi death penalty
by SoggyBrain April 14, 2021
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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019
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Mississippi air conditioner

A wet washcloth, worn on the head or around the neck, especially in a public place.
An old lady in the Walmart wore a Mississippi air conditioner on her neck as she stood in the long line.
by thjam September 19, 2014
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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