Allocated minge dealer

When someone gets put in an arranged marriage, so then they have someone to reproduce with.

Our good Christian friend John got an allocated minge dealer last week.

by louisja May 17, 2019

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Mucky Minge

A Muckie Minge is a puss filled , hairy horse, V card stealing vagina.

Your mum has a Mucky Minge

by Minge eater January 24, 2021

mega minge

1. a rather large version of the female genitals, often times resembling that of roast beef
2. the most amazing mock UK '82 band out of Richmond, Vagina-i mean, Virginia.

"Oh, Man! You slept with Large Marge? Ugh!"
"Yeah, dude... She definitely has a mega minge."

"Are you going to Mega Minge playing at the Heartthrob this Friday Night?"

by @nonymous January 11, 2008

Big Minge

Steve Milstead, security installer to the stars

Ring the Big Minge to find out what's going on

by Makkathran December 6, 2018

Rough Minge

A furious and untamed minge. The pubic hairs surrounding the vagina are so rough and rugged that it can fight off the male often in the scouting phase of attack. The male will feel the rough minge with ones fingers and cease further attack, knowing that it is un safe for ones penis as it may get damaged upon entry. A rough minge is such a vulgar display of meat purse that it is often compared to the mouth of a bulldog

1.) Eddie had considered fucking this one for quite some time. But had decided against the idea due to the rough minge he found whilst giving her a good rub down. Even his scissor hands couldn't fight back that fur.

2.) Man 1 - How was she?
Man 2 - good face, rough minge dude
Man 1 - Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle?
Man 2 - Exactly!

by Jebzilla May 14, 2012

ultimate minge cheese

the last part of cheese in the part of a womans anatomay that must be removed via the use of a douche. this bit of cheese is usually incredibly manky or otherwise disgusting. quite tasty to those of the swedish persuasion.

"i was wiv some really skanknin bird the other night.>"
"oh yeah"
"it took five hours with a douche to remove that last bit of ultimate minge cheese. i was knackered..."

by questionable_pie October 12, 2006