Mia Melano

The greatest porn star ever, perfect ass, perfect tits, perfect skin, perfect hair, perfect face, perfect age, perfect.

Man 1: Yo, are you watching Mia Melano’s new porno?
Man 2: Yurr, obviously she’s perfect

by I love Mia Melano September 8, 2023

norah&milan

The perfect couple and will last forever. Very alike even through fights they will always be together and get through any course.

Yo Norah and Milan? They been together forever!!

Norah&Milan

by lajihugyftvghjbknoief April 24, 2024

Kiyan Milani

The best, the greatest, wisest, most powerful, the most handsome, funniest, generous, fantastic, absolutely amazing. In one word genius.

I wish I was Kiyan Milani

by Yanited December 26, 2025

pull a Milan

to be a pedophile who is also ugly and overweight, an emotionally immature crybaby, and has the mile time of around 3 years

"Damn bro, don't pull a Milan on me. You never wanna stoop that low."

by stuckinfightmesbasement December 24, 2024