Mexican Mom

A mom who is full on Mexican, works taking care of an old lady, likes to dance Juana the Cubana. Can be a bitch almost all the damn time and can't hear you when she calls you to her room. Just call her a Mexican Karen. Plus her prized possession is a Chancla
I have a Mexican Mom that won't leave me alone
by Random glitchy ace June 18, 2020
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Mexican Bitchout

An expression used to describe the act of leaving a party or going to bed without notifying anyone.
"Where did Mitzie go?"-C
"I think she is sleeping upstairs. She must have pulled a Mexican bitchout." - M
by School St. Gang December 21, 2011
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Mexican Sunscreen

A position of tanning in which one covers their face with a large sombrero and their genitals with a smaller one
-you have a circular tan line around your pelvis...

:yea, i had on some mexican sunscreen
by Gratefullyendowed May 02, 2011
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Birthday Mexican

Slang for a sloppy blow job in a car
Joey: "Everything is closed down due to COVID-19... But I could really go for some Birthday Mexican"

*Rebecca proceeds to slurp Joey's shaft loudly and sloppily, not unlike the process of eating Mexican food*
by SaggyBobSaget69 April 13, 2020
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Mexican WMD

Bring out the Zyrtec it's the only thing that will protect you if you are attacked by a Mexican WMD!
by King Castillo April 01, 2009
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mexican hicks

A person of hispanic decent who uses freely the terms "yall" , "ain't" and "what in tarnatation" and lives in the southern portion of the United States
There are several Mexican hicks working in that chicken plant in Arkansas
by annie bo fannie April 02, 2014
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mexican eggplant

An alternative to intercourse. A man buries (i.e. plants) his huevos into a vaginal canal and screams “¡arrrrrrriba!” to perform the Mexican Eggplant. Traditionally, one uses the pogo stick 69 position, continuously thrusting the scrotum into the vaginal canal whilst bouncing in a fluid, methodical, and hypnotizing “scissoring motion.“

An anal, also referred to as the wrong hole, variation exists that is known as “La berenjena negra;” the variation is rumored to have originated in Jamaica and brought to Mexico in the late 1970s, but has remained largely obscure.
My brother Jorgé told me how he performed a Mexican Eggplant on my mom. I stopped hearing the bedsprings for a minute, and suddenly “¡arrrrrriba!” rang out through the house. I had to stop masturbating it was so loud.
by Souvi January 13, 2020
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