Landon Mathies

A boy who seems very cute and amazing at first, and acts like he's into you.But once you get to know him he turns out to be a fucking bitch and a player.

Girl: Landon just said "bbg" I think he likes me
Girl: Are you sure??? I just saw how Landon Mathies just hooked up with that Kayah girl!!!

by parkviewjr1026 April 11, 2019

mathieu

an "emo" boi @ my school who is such a fucking whore that he doesn't have any good friends. he also should consider using penis enlargement pills because his penis is microscopic and maybe he could have good friends if he wasn't such a whore. oh and back to his dick i forgot he doesn't have one and that he's a girl. he also has a fuck-boy haircut and tries to be hood even though he's white as hell

mathieu is such a whore and he hangs out with all of the trashy kidz

by chickenstripsboii December 6, 2018

Mathias

Mathias is rudest person in the world he love gay people and hates a girls he love penise

Boy: hi
Mathias: I love penises

Boy: 911
Mathias: no sorry

by The only thing I can say October 6, 2020

Mathias

Mathias is a good friend that likes spoiling movies and flexes a lot.

A: My friend spoiled end game.
B: your friend really sounds like a Mathias

or
A: my friend keeps flexing his rolex
B: That guy sounds like a Mathias

by somedudewithsmallcock April 3, 2020

mathious

He is better than all of his sisters and is funny and is black and from Ethiopia Mekelle and is good-looking and good at sports.

Mathious is better than his sisters

by ewe3dwqd October 5, 2020

Poof-O-Matic

A machine that crushes up objects and makes small puffs of air of said object. Can also make rainbows and glitter.

Woah, that Poof-O-Matic is soo cool, look at the rainbow it just made!

by Pube God September 13, 2011

Mati

Fat retarded polish kid who thinks he is good at basketball. He sucks dicks and eats shit everyday. He probably will burn in hell.

What a typical mati

by Buffalo titty fucker November 2, 2019