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Maskurbate

(V): socially responsible act of wearing a mask while masturbating in public to protect those nearby, especially when you breathe heavily while nearing orgasm
Frank is so considerate, I saw him maskurbate outside the library last night…that book club that let out and walked by him definitely won’t get Covid!
by Austin Pealy November 20, 2021
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Maskerbator

A person who wears a mask in an unnecessary setting. Such as alone in a car, walking outside alone,etc
Did you know John is a Maskerbator? SE him in his car maskerbating like a total loser
by Pugilist408 November 5, 2022
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spiritual masterbation

1) People who think their needs spiritually and/or religiously are more important then others around them, especially those who might need their help.

2) People who are self-centered it when it comes to spirituality or religion.
Tova: I asked the advisors to helped me do shmirah, but they were to busy doing kiddush to be bothered.
Varda: I wish they would stop with their spiritual masterbation for a once to actually do their job!
by Brown Eyed Girl June 13, 2005
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masterbateable

A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
by zerordie323 January 23, 2011
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masterbatious

to execasivly masterbate for pleasure several times a day
My friend Mike Ortiz is very masterbatious
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Masterbatorial

Verbal or nonverbal excercises in futility.
Trying to eat one's own head would be a masterbatorial effort.

A Preist trying to get a laugh from the congregation by telling dirty jokes about the Pope would be a masterbatorial act.
by Osho-cinco May 4, 2011
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Madsturbate

To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.
After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.
by WEINERDESTORIER69 May 29, 2015
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