thomas martine

A stupid dummy that is fat and can't do a backflip. Also a very stupid retarded dummy

Alex don't be a thomas martine!

by soidspociajoicjpoeidj October 18, 2019

Martin Hegglestein

A fun, cool guy who loves to eat regularly, is very easy and good to talk to. Overall loveable dude.

"What'd you have for brunch eh Martin Hegglestein?" - Rowan
"Just a couple burgers" - Martin Hegglestein

by Rowan8Ballz August 16, 2023

martin riggs

the most sexiest flying pig sex toy around yeah Sam you're jealous now aren't you?

i am martin riggs

by billy big boy of llama land 10 March 22, 2017

Martin Gan

The guy who doesn't know every songs. He's addicted to Good Morning Tokyo btw. He lives in a cave

Martin Gan came out of his cave

by ascertain102 June 10, 2020

Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help

damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

kayla martin

kayla always stores spare twinkies in her coat pocket.If you need a twinkie she will always have your back and throw six boxes of them at you.In conclusion,a kayla martin is the fat fat friend we all need in our life.

yo i was hella hungry and that fat bitch kayla martin

threw a twnkie at me and my day is better

by asian dog muncher May 7, 2018

Old Martin

Some old guy who cleans buses that should of retired 10 years ago!!

Don’t be a old Martin and save for retirement

by Boonshanka November 9, 2019