Kieran Martin

He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.

Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!

by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 6, 2020

the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

Pulled a Martin

Doing something only a FOB would do, something dumb.

Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin

by Garfield007 October 20, 2008

Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help

damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin

by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022

martin riggs

the most sexiest flying pig sex toy around yeah Sam you're jealous now aren't you?

i am martin riggs

by billy big boy of llama land 10 March 22, 2017

Pierre Martin

A good looking man who tries to come across as sophisticated but is really just a cute dork.

The Pierre Martin was bragging about his cognac collection before laughing uncontrollably when someone made a fart joke.

by waterdonkey78 May 17, 2014

kayla martin

kayla always stores spare twinkies in her coat pocket.If you need a twinkie she will always have your back and throw six boxes of them at you.In conclusion,a kayla martin is the fat fat friend we all need in our life.

yo i was hella hungry and that fat bitch kayla martin

threw a twnkie at me and my day is better

by asian dog muncher May 7, 2018