kayla always stores spare twinkies in her coat pocket.If you need a twinkie she will always have your back and throw six boxes of them at you.In conclusion,a kayla martin is the fat fat friend we all need in our life.
by asian dog muncher February 21, 2018
Martin and his girl watching tv. Martin wants to make out, Martin pokes her face over and over with her trying to ignore him. He has thus Pulled a Martin
by Garfield007 September 03, 2008
i am martin riggs
by billy big boy of llama land 10 March 23, 2017
Oops! I accidentally typed "Grayson Martin is alive and well" instead of "Four is alive and well".
You know what? Jake Paul is so Grayson Martin that he's basically a Grayson Martin Jake Paul.
You know what? Jake Paul is so Grayson Martin that he's basically a Grayson Martin Jake Paul.
by Anonymous Clammy October 03, 2017
A gamer, or hot chick. Totally worth the money to have fun with. He will Glory kill your ass with pressure.
He is a big dum dum who look like that one kid who like blows the kazoo like its his own dick cus he cant suck his own as it is too little for him.
Guy 1: Have you seen Kieran Martin's dick
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
The cool guy (Joe Porter): Nah, I don't have super vision!
Guy 1: Ha Ha your soo cool and handsome Joe Porter!
by Mamma Joe not Joe Mamma October 06, 2020
Maci Martin is the best person you will ever meet. She is beautiful without trying, and loves to be around people. Maci cares for everyone, especially her friends. Maci is clumsy, but in a funny-cute way to where you'll love it. Maci Martins aren't the best at math. If you ever find a Maci Martin in your life never let her go because she is the best thing that God ever created.
"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."
"Is that Maci Martin over there? Cause she is the best thing I ever laid eyes on."
by EnglishAndMatAreHard January 11, 2019