Mario

A Gaming icon all over the world

Mario is a horny italian plumber who goes through eight different world fighting koopa's, goomba's, bowser and all sorts of enemies just so he can get laid by princess peach.

After killing bowser eight times in the first game he finds peach and gets laid.

Along the way he finds shrooms which make him big, and gets him high, flowers which make him throw fireballs, and also makes him high, and a star that makes him unstoppable.

He also has a brother named luigi who is also hellbent on getting laid by princess peach.

After getting laid he just goes and does it all over again

Toadstool: "Thank You Mario! But or princess is in another castle!"

Mario: "Aww GOD DAMMIT!"

by Example555 January 31, 2009

mario

An Italian Plumber guy from Brooklyn, made by Shigeru Miyamoto, who made his first appearence in 1981 and since then became a worldwide phenomenon, even bigger than Pokémon. He is so well known that...

1) mario -- "There's probably not a single person who doesn't know him. He's that famous." -- Solid Snake's friend guy in a video clip from SSBB (Super Smash Bros. Brawl)

by Leiei January 8, 2009

Marimeta

The absolute best place in the world; basically a home away from home. Seriously the only place worth spending your summer. It's where you make friendships that really do last a lifetime, and the only place where you can have 38 best friends/sisters that you can always count on, no matter what.

I love you camp marimeta!!!

by SC '06 August 13, 2007

Mario Kans

"Mario Kans" is the term to describe playing the hit game "Mario Kart" (for any of the nintendo entertainment systems) whilst under the influence of alcohol. The "Kans" part of the phrase is a portmanteau of the two words "Kart" and "Cans". The game was originally founded whilst drinking Tennents Lager hence the "Cans" portion of the word because this beverage is usually drank from 440 ml aluminium cans.

"We're mario kannin' it tonight"
"Thomp, you suck at mario kans"
"Jamie, you're a rat when you play mario kans"

by Rat-Tax January 14, 2008

Mario Muscle

The muscle you acquire from gaming,
it is the muscle that forms when you clench your fist with your thumb in between your fingers, the muscle rises in between your pointer finger knuckle and your thumb knuckle.

That kid games a lot, he prolly has a huge mario muscle

by Brad S. February 7, 2005

Mario-verse

The universe which Mario created in his image. Perfect in all ways, being superior in every manner regarding our own universe.

Matt: Yeah so i went to the Mario-verse the other day.

T.J.: That's rad man.

T.J.: Yeah so i made sexy-time in the Mario-verse the other day with Peach.

Brad: That's totally rad man.

by UR MR GAY December 1, 2009

The Super Mario

Entering the female you do the sound of going down a Warp Tunnel. During the act you play the underground music and shortly before finish off you speed it up to double-time. Depending on climax or premature ejaculation you can play the finishing and death tune, respectively.

bloke.nr1: I gave my girlfriend the super mario
bloke.nr2: Huh?
bloke.nr1: You know like… DUHDUH, DuhDuh, duhduh

by KingNosehair December 1, 2011