When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.
If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
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masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option that can fix this situation.to masturbate again
Luca- what is masturbation?
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again
10 min later
Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to
Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again
10 min later
Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to
Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely
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Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
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