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Alaskan Masturbation

When an Alaskan (or anyone, really) either:
If male, cuts a hole in the ice in a lake and uses the hole as a fake vajayjay for masturbation.

If female, cuts a chunk of ice out of a lake and uses the chunk of ice as a fake peeweeheehee.
Guy: Dude, I'm so horny.
Friend: Why don't you do some Alaskan Masturbation?
by ShowMeUnicorns January 9, 2011
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Masturbation

I USE MASTURBATION AS A STRESS REVLEVER
by Papa 9incher July 9, 2016
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Masturbation

masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option that can fix this situation.to masturbate again
Luca- what is masturbation?
Jamin-masturbation is not abundant, it is not incapacitating, it is not perverted.masturbating is art, it is the art of loneliness. Unable to find anyone around to love, the person finally tries to make love to themslef. However, they don’t love themself at all. But for their two inch schlong , there is no one that the male race will not like; they even love themslef and masturbates with great passion. At that moment, all the troubles in their life disappear. But after the ejaculation, all the beauties are reversed and they are back in a hell of loneliness and regret, and there is only one option. To masturbate again

10 min later

Luca - Dude I just masturbated and I feel like the only thing my soul can see in the pit of darkness it’s eternally trapped in is a mirror showing disappointment and failure. The trembling eyes of loneliness gazing deep into my eyes casting a black poisonous cloud of being alone without anyone to turn to

Jamin- cool so u touched yourself and then felt lonely.
Luca- precisely
by lonely pleaser December 12, 2020
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Wenis masturbation

Wenis masturbation is commonly known as (in most households) interlocking the wenises of the fingers on both of your hands together. (As apposed to your wenises with someone elses). Most human beings are infact wenial hermaphrodites, which allows them to easily partake in wenis masturbation, without the help of a third hand.
Sara enjoys wenis masturbation. Unfortunatly for Aaron he was unaware of this and ended up with "blue knuckles" for which the only cure was wenis masturbation.
by Kirk&Sara December 6, 2006
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Dry masturbation

Masturbation without using any liquid or lotion, especially when you wack off in your sock or some other cloth.
Dry masturbation doesn't feel like real sex, try a baby lotion for real pleasure!!
by Khomi October 26, 2010
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Oral Masturbation

1:Talking or bragging about yourself or a subject matter you know almost everything about to the point of excess.

2:When someone continuously talks about something only they are interested in.

3: to talk endlessly simply for enjoyment, attention, or control.
Never ask Jon about his job unless you want to experience 3 hours of oral masturbation .
by BynoT August 4, 2010
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vocal masturbation

when you are supposed to be singing a duet, but you instead sing a solo, as coined by Glee
Ken: "I am going to sing my duet with the one person who shares my musical talent and enthusiasm... myself."

Angelina: "But isn't that like vocal masturbation?"
by music_tenor_skillz March 22, 2011
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