manderson

A cave like human who walks with something foreign up his ass and reaks of 2 day old African American sex. His life revolves around what other people think is cool and has rude fantacey's about his mom. He is the closest thing to a black person without being physically black. EATS EVERYTHING AND IS A FAT FUCK. Although he still manages to make the people around him want to be just like him. Oh and his gash hangs like a wizards sleeve.

Matt goes to a buffet and eats the left overs off your plate. All Matt manderson thinks about is food even when he is jacking off.

Matt smells like the inside of a turd

by Naples pap December 29, 2007

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mander

(man dander) the flaky, white crust you find in the bed the morning after having sex.

Too lazy to change the sheets after sex, Justin woke up in his own mander.

by bkbroiler December 30, 2004

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Stage Manager

A position in which the 'stage manager' pushes their partner up against the wings of the stage in order to have sex with her upright. When finished they rush backstage to yell at a techie.

--I totally pulled a stage manager last night.
--Yeah, I know. I heard it from the 3rd row.

by The stage manager January 30, 2009

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mangerine

testicle- rhymes with tangerine

He claimed he lost a ball to testicular cancer, but I've seen him naked- he has has two mangerines...

by weblizard May 24, 2008

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Mangar

"Mangar" is a hybrid of man and cougar and is a term used to identify older males attracted to younger females. This geriatric breed are very territorial and often emit an ordour of prune juice and burnt cheese. They will often try to camouflage with their backgrounds by changing their skin colour to mango orange and bleach their teeth white. They tend to lure their preys with promises of money and "vacation getaways in the Caribbean" (retirement homes in Florida). Proceed with caution.

Mangar: "I have my own business and know how to show you a good time."

Girl #1: "Wow. How does someone with such a youthful orange glow and clean white teeth be so rich?"

Girl #2: "Don't trust him, girl. He's a total mangar!"

by Urban Webford January 15, 2008

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