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mayonnaise head

by Fortnox January 14, 2015
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mayonaise

to sexually rub someone's leg slowly while saying "mayonaise" in an uncomfortable way
Jane dared me to mayonaise max on his bare leg.
by ptunia June 30, 2015
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mayonaise jar

by GhettoGandhi69 December 12, 2015
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maiyonbe

The Japanese word for my bae. You can use it as a cute Japanese Nick name for your one and only bae.
You are so cute and your my bae so I'll call you Maiyonbe. ❤
by papy rus66 November 20, 2016
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mayonnaise sundae

Sexual dessert.

Post-ejaculation into the anus, the partner's asshole is licked and spat into. Afterwards that partner squats over a waffle cone (or a dinner bowl or plate if no cone is available) and deficates the mixture of semen, fecal matter and saliva. Typically a brown and white swirled mixture.

May also include a little red.

Should be eaten after intercourse while still warm.

Believed to be bring good luck in one's sexual experiences.
My last booty call made me a mayonnaise sundae so I'm expecting a good time in the club this weekend!
by Sunnaise December 11, 2016
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Mayonnaise Buster

A man who conceives large amounts of semen into a beautiful woman
Man: Oh I'm About To Become a Mayonnaise Buster!
Woman: Do it Fast Daddy!
by DaddyJack February 19, 2017
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mayonnaise wrestling

It's where you take your clothes off, take a few big jars of mayonnaise pour them on your partner's body's. After you rub it really good on their skin EVERYWHERE. Then you wrestle for the time of your life, make sure your tired first, one that has the most mayonnaise left on their body wins.
How bout we try the new mayonnaise wrestling game next week, wonder if it tastes good.. hmm?
by Giraffes game March 5, 2017
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