tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.
"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse
by EJQ November 05, 2010
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mouse whisperer

A person good at computers. A person skilled in doing anything quickly and comfortably on a computer, laptop, tablet or smart phone usually using a mouse or not.
My wife got on the computer and fixed our mortgage payment issue then paid the bank in 10 minutes with just some clicks of the mouse. She’s a mouse whisperer.
by LDL1 April 17, 2020
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Fukke Mouse

A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.
That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......
by Statler71 December 08, 2010
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Mouse Warming

This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.
by SunDazed January 09, 2010
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Mouse on a Harley

A diversionary excuse used when caught farting in public
John was standing in the break room at work and tried to sneak one out.
Jane walked in and having obviously heard it made a face at John.
John said, "Did you hear that? Must have been that mouse on a Harley again."
by Miggity Miggity April 05, 2018
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Little mouse

A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.
I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.
by CraftyCheeses January 27, 2023
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Mouse Kisses

It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.
by deadmemory July 10, 2019
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