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mexican ratchet strap

1. The ghetto way to hold items on the top of a car as you transport them.

2. The reverse reach-around to fondle the female genitalia whilst getting head.
Reference to definition 1.-We didn't have any rope or twine, so we all sat in the back of the SUV and used the mexican ratchet strap to hold the mattress secure to the top of the moving vehicle.

Reference to definition 2.-I gave her the mexican ratchet strap and ran my hand down her back, around the dirt star, to fondle the poon while she was sucking on ol' dad.
by Poonberry Associates August 21, 2009
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Meximart

A small market run by mexicans and/or other foreigners. It is typically a small, locally owned business that looks like a gas station, but doesn't sell gas. They sell beer, cigs, pipes, cigarillos, scales, snacks, questionable foreign foods, and all the fake drugs you could possibly want.
Lets go to the Meximart by the Mapco and get some of that new molly plant food and we can pick up some of that fake coke while we're at it.
by bigboobz90 December 8, 2010
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mexican battering ram

When one uses a frozen burrito to forcefully penetrate another in the orifice of choice with the sole intention of raising the internal temperature of the burrito to an edible level.
I was hungry so I gave her the ol' Mexican Battering Ram. Beans everywhere. Refried Creampie.
by afternoondelight77 July 19, 2011
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Mexican Stand-Down

When two or more people are so courteous to one another, it becomes painful.

Particularly common with food at restaurants, or when opening doors for others.
"Parky, would you like this last dumpling?"
"No, please. You have it."
"Parky, I insist. Please eat it."
"I couldn't possibly take that last dumpling. Please, it's yours..."
Ad nauseam.
WAITER: "Welp! It looks like we've got ourselves a Mexican Stand-Down!"
by Woofington Von Barkshire October 17, 2017
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Mexican

What, you expect me to be racist? I don't know anything about Mexico
"I am a Mexican"

"Why"

"Did you just fucking ask why I'm Mexican?"
by DiamondGamer9 January 8, 2021
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Mexico

A term referring to the Place where skids are ripped in the Aussie car scene
Darren: Fuck cunt it’s a wet one innit.

Pablo: yeah it’s fully smackaz

Pablo: grab your bally c’s and we’ll fully rip this shit down in Mexico

The boys: fucking oath brah
by Sick lad Pablo December 7, 2022
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big mexican woman

Big Mexican Woman (BMW)
Is the beautiful vehicle you drive your children to school with, it is the perfect vehicle, it honks when you pull the right place, it even has a voice translator, although it only speaks in spanish, but perfect for picking up the ladies ;) if your late for work, just drive the big mexican woman and you'll get their in no time, you don't need fuel, just pack a burrito and you'll be fine
NOT OFFENSIVE IN ANY WAY
OH MY MOTHER OF GREASY BACON that boy got himself one of dose big mexican womans, damn girl they be expensive, lets check him out
by The Fucking Government June 2, 2015
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