Jewmpa Lumpa

Any person of dwarf size/ stature, (potentially just shorter then average) and Jewish decent(sometimes just appearing of Jewish decent).

Why does our Rabbi have to be such a Jewmpa Lumpa, he can barely see over the podium.

by DiablodelSur October 28, 2017

Umpa-lumpa

The 45th president of the United States of America 🇺🇸 (Donald Trump)

They had an Umpa-lumpa for their president!

by My_nan July 20, 2021

Canadian Lumba Ratus

The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.

Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!

Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…

by The Amazing Brooke November 20, 2022

Lake Lumbar

The wee'ist of the Great Lakes formed when one pulls out of doggy at the moment of convulsion and spews a puddle large enough to completely cover the tramp stamp.

The young lad, at the point of coital eruption, retracted his wanker and dispersed a slightly viscous man-made lake on the young lasses lower backside and proudly named it Lake Lumbar!

by Hugh Jardon 1965 December 12, 2023

L5 Lumbar

The L5 Lumbar vertebra is the lowest and largest of the lumbar vertebrae, for this reason it is used interchangeably with the word ASS. If you can't say curse words on certain platforms, this is a delightfully stupid substitute

"Tyrone grabbed her by dat L5 Lumbar"

"I got my L5 Lumbar stolen in an outhouse"

by Sir_marks-a-lot August 27, 2025