Pig Lotion

Copyrighted to D2_Hacker.

You rub it all over yourself and you are instantly drop dead sexy.

Here Joe, rub this Pig Lotion on yourself and you will be sexy.

by James Ash June 24, 2004

Loafy Loafington

Matt's other cat, and companion to Shitty Pancras. Lives on beanbag. Lives for turkey. Poops on floor when angered. May vomit profusely when turkey overeating occurs.

Hey Loafy Loafington, play a song for me...

by Cockmonkey December 13, 2004

LOTIS

Internet slang acronym for "Laughing On The InSide"

Girl #1: So, I went to the store today and the guy in front of me in line was wearing a pink thong.
Girl #2: LOTIS! I'd LOL, but I'm at work now.

by kristentx86 January 8, 2008

Social Loafing

When two guys get very intoxicated together and suddenly have a urge to have sex, but females are not present. This results in them getting a loaf of bread and butter in which both partners stick their respective penises into both ends in order to get the pleasure of having sex without really having sex.

Dude, do you remember that social loafing last night?

by Iamg0d May 14, 2011

Loafie

a nicer way of saying "shitty". In reference to the term "pinch a loaf", where the "loaf" is a turd.

Bob: Oh man, I just crashed my new car because I was busy watching "Too Fast, Too Furious" on the dash-mounted DVD player...

Neil: Dude, that's loafie. Also, that movie is gay. Fag.

by Nomoarfags August 21, 2008

lolfish

An ossasionally used variation of the word 'lol'.

"It was well funny"
"lolfish"
"What?"

by Stevie_Dee December 31, 2007

LOTF

a(n) statement refering to laughing out the face, also to all the gay refrences in lord of the flies.

that kid is so gay...Lotf.

by slikshot6 January 29, 2009