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lacing the log

To ejaculate over ones own poop.
I had such a massive dump yesterday. It was such beaut, it kind of turned me on, so I Christened it with my own semen, thus lacing the log
by Shredwards May 17, 2016
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milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.
I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.
by inkedblue March 3, 2014
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Log Jam

A log jam is the act of freezing a large tube of cookie dough and cramming as many as possible into a man or woman’s anus, and then dressing up like a beaver to clear out the jam.
Dang, this hoe Laura had me clearing a log jam out her ass all night, no I got the Diabetes!
by Gay4Clents July 29, 2022
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full log

The state of the penis in full upright position/erect
Man I was so hot last night I went full log.

Did you see that, she's so fine I about went full log.

That sexy ass makes me go full log every time.
by AVM10183 January 2, 2014
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Lincolns Log

1. A doo-doo

2. The act of pleasuring your self with popsicle sticks in anyway.
1. I made a huge Lincolns Log yesterday.

2. Last night I was doing some Lincolns Log work with myself.
by Tres Winstead April 16, 2010
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lay log

the act of taking a voracious turd very softly as if tucking in a sleeping baby to keep the water from splashing the individuals butthole
dont lay log on me, my toilet clogs easy so lay log bro, she was sleeping and i didnt wanna ruin the prank so i layed log dog
by astound legend January 20, 2022
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save log

A record kept being referred back to for future reference. Examples, Journal, Family Tree, Recipe Book, Mirror Notes, Self Texts.
Keep a save log of your day to look back and reflect upon.

Keeping a save log can help you in your studies.
by Green Starlight May 9, 2020
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