by mattyfresh September 7, 2007
Get the lizard Homo mug.This girl who wears primary pastel primary color t-shirts told me she'd kill me if I broke up with her. I got a muddy lizard.
by Blackwater Brian July 6, 2012
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A man lizard with, half man half lizard. Every full moon it becomes full lizard. It lives in an unknown place, mysteriously, in its unknown natural habitat. It's said to be a myth, but be careful or you can be it's next victim!
by Brad12111 March 14, 2017
Get the lizardo mug.A one-time distinguished gentleman who is now so deeply in the grip of a hopeless alcohol addiction that he frequents his local convenience store in the hope of persuading people, usually older women, to give him money to purchase White Star/White Lightning/White Diamond/insert most potent cider that tastes like it was brewed in a tramp's sock here.
This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
This ploy may work on account of the subject still bearing remnants of his respectable past, may be fairly well-attired, and, besides a comical slur, appear articulate and well-mannered. Some playful flirting and/or shameless compliments are vital components in the Scrounge Lizard's armoury.
These tools cease to be available after more than two successful stints during the day. At this time the Scrounge Lizard, having consumed his bodyweight in cheap hooch and pissed his pants at least once, may resort to less affable and more direct means of fuelling his addiction, although when his flagrant piking is challenged the charm offensive is redeployed, to sometimes devestating effect.
Note: the Scrounge Lizard's natural habitat forbids off-licences as domains, usually because the clientele will not be susceptible to charm or sympathy.
"What took you so long? I've been in here ten minutes."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
"Oh yeah sorry, i was stuck swatting away some pathetic scrounge lizard outside."
by Tongueless Ghost of Sin August 5, 2009
Get the Scrounge Lizard mug.A colossal douche who enters uninvited, and makes himself way to comfortable, before loudly fucking your roommate, and trying to act like nothing happened as he shakes your hand on the way out the door.
Person 1: "Hey, man thanks for the food. I know I showed up out of nowhere, and didn't really even knock, but I really appreciated the opportunity to mock your living habits before having a "private conversation" with your roommate."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
Person 2: "Fucking Douche Lizard."
by mantium January 11, 2011
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derived from 80s prison slang referring to a a nigger bitch in prison that gets fucked all day long and doesn't enjoy it, hence the ugly bitch clamping the butt hole shut so tight it resembles a lizards butt.
yo Jamal, mmm mmm that nigga otis got the tightest lizard butt a nigga ever fucked... damn i love prison, most lizard butt i ever fucked!
by jeffin off August 26, 2008
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