Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016
Get the Listen to Jack Johnson mug.To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".
by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007
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by not a virgin September 16, 2018
Get the Shovel list mug.A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011
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When I saw Lauren Francesca in that sun dress in CHASING THE KISS with Walter Masterson I knew she was forever more my bucket list babe.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
Get the bucket list babe mug.A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".
John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.
Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
by Akhan91 July 28, 2011
Get the yeah me too but listen mug.Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 17, 2011
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