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Listen to Jack Johnson

Masturbation. Since Jack Johnson the singer/songwriter produces calming and stress relieving music and due to his nomenclature.
She really wanted to just watch Netflix; I'm going to go home and listen to Jack Johnson.
by TheDailyOne February 28, 2016
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mushroom list

To put someone on the mushroom list is to keep them uninformed and to feed them rubbish answers. It comes from the best conditions in which mushrooms flourish "You keep them in the dark and feed them sh.t".
by Robin Walsh May 24, 2007
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Shovel list

A list of people that just needs to have a shovel smashed in the face
Your nans in my shovel list
by not a virgin September 16, 2018
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Craig's List Massage

A euphemism for an encounter with a prostitute esp a small town prostitute who advertises on Craig's List. Used to describe sexual favors solicited on Craig's List or elsewhere.
I just spent 200 bucks on a Craig's List Massage (wink, wink). Kind of expensive, but boy, did it relieve my muscle tension!
by ochomeans8 September 1, 2011
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bucket list babe

A woman so complete in her capacity to fulfill every man's deepest desires that a mere smile from her in person would whiteout your entire bucket list.
When I saw Lauren Francesca in that sun dress in CHASING THE KISS with Walter Masterson I knew she was forever more my bucket list babe.
by theMidnightTacoElf January 1, 2011
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yeah me too but listen

A phrase used to diminish the significance of what was just said; used as a synonym for "i don't really care what you just said".
John: I had a horrible day yesterday, I lost my wallet and my girlfriend dumped me.

Joey: Yeah me too but listen.
by Akhan91 July 28, 2011
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Fucket list

Similar to a bucket list, except whereas a bucket list is a list of things you want to do before you die, a fucket list is a list of people you want to do before you die.
Jordan: Hey man, what happened with those twins last night?
Brian: I had sex with both of them! Now I can cross threesome, twins AND sisters off my fucket list!
Jordan: Awesome! I crossed off midgets and amputees from my fucket list last week!
by Swivelnuts July 17, 2011
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