Edward Limon

A wonderful guy that is caring, kind, handsome, cute, funny, independent, and just an amazing guy. people tend to love him more than anything and know that he deserves the world. He will never turn his back on a person in need. He will always try his best to make sure the people around him are happy and healthy. He tries his best in all situations that matter to him. he is also weird and has his cute quirks that make you love him even more. He is a touchy type of guy who will always want hugs and physical touch. it's how he shows that he cares.

Virgin: "Hey who is that cool dude over there?"
Non virgin: "Edward Limon, he is the best kind of guy out there."

by thatdude🤓 May 30, 2023

Angry Hand Lincoln

When a woman wearing a top hat preforms a violent hand-job, you then sploog onto her chin and throw your trimmed pubes at her face. Resulting in a similarity to Abraham Lincoln.

After a wonderful evening with Keisha she came back to my place to help me preform the Angry Hand Lincoln.

by IroniMac December 14, 2014

K-braham Lincoln

The powdery face of Abraham Lincoln on a folded $5 bill after you pulverize ketamine in it.

Hey look, it's K-braham lincoln!

by Kya Nite August 20, 2014

porno in the limo

When you plan to stab someone in jail.

For example. Yo when we get out in yard I'm going to shoot a porno in the limo with Ennio.

by Ennio July 5, 2016

Creamy Abe Lincoln

A shot in the dark with steamed milk and or a hairy man in a top hat with whip cream on his nips

Nothing hits the spot like a good creamy Abe Lincoln

by Nfhwhdhes June 23, 2019

dope fiend limousine

A van utilized to transport recovering drug addicts to and from a destination. Also known as a druggie buggy.

They pulled up to the meeting in the dope fiend limousine.

by Christopher Ferry March 31, 2019

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018