grump 'o' lantern

The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween

Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!

by frodo baggy sack November 7, 2009

man o lantern

when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern

oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck

by slimdick September 11, 2016

Jack Off o’ Lantern

A carved pumpkin used to simulate fellatio.

The Jack Off o’ Lantern is moist from use.

by UFOMG333 January 16, 2020

green lantern

The name of my friend Justin's green water bong.

Hey, go grab the green lantern.

by lol pot April 25, 2005

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009

Liani

A Kodak asarol
Shes hella mean...
and likes Replacing V's with B's in SOMEBODY's name
and she lieks DigBicks.
xD

That bitch is a Liani.

by LamBien June 29, 2008

green lantern that ho

when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.

Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.

Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.

Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.

Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.

by almightyidill November 16, 2007