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"lesbian" but that person wrote too fast or short as fuck lesbian
"HELP MY LESBEAN FRIEND GOT KIDNAPPED BY SANTA SHE GONNA BE SANTA'S ELF"
by frenzy fernz January 27, 2024
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lassem

Lassem is the name of the best friend group of all time. We are not weird. We are not a cult. All allegations against lassem are inaccurate.
I wish I was in LASSEM.
by Alipay February 5, 2024
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lesem

An amazing brother an amazing friend uncle son everything you can imagine heart so pure and the love he gives to everyone couldn’t ask for another best friend my brother lesem I love you
Lesem is my older brother I’m so happy what he has accomplished. I’m
by Maddog1974! December 6, 2023
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lesem

My older brother lesem is the best brother I could ask for.
by Maddog1974! December 6, 2023
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lesbeep

The lesbian counterpart to a gay man’s gaydar, that is, a homosexual woman’s “radar”; innate ability that allows lesbians to detect and recognize one another.
Can also be used as verb (e.g., “lesbeeped”).

In Brazilian Portuguese, might also be aportuguesado/spelled as “lesbipe”; another popular synonym would be “sapatameter” or “sapatômetro” (“sapata”, short form of “sapatão”).
— … I said I liked you because you said SHE had cheated on you; my lesbeep does not fail. <… Eu disse que gostei por você ter dito ELA que te traiu, meu lesbeep não falhou.>
— ‘Lesbeep’?
— Yeah, lesbian gaydar. <Sim, gaydar lésbisco.>
— Are you a lesbian too? <Você também é lésbica?>
— Yes, I am. <Sou, sim.>

excerpt from Chapter 5 of «Escola do Afeto», by May Poetisa, published on Lettera
by librapi February 24, 2024
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Lesger

A lesbian is a rare breed of lesbian that happens to be of the negroid race, hence the name Lesger (Lesbian + Nigger). Some common attributes of a Lesger can be an inclination towards the arts, specifically visual arts and music, and the possession of numerous hippy-like traits. Lesgers are usually quite short and pale and are the proud owners of one of the largest bushes on the European continent, due to their acute allergy to the act of shaving, and further large amounts of hair can be encountered throughout Lesger's body. The natural habitat of a Lesger can be found when engaged in lesbian scissoring, which is referred to as LSD (Lesbian Scissoring Dogma), where the Lesger often causes massive bushfires due to the excessive friction created by the passionate act.
That Lesger has to be careful, she's gonna spread her lesgeritis to everyone!

Oh, she really is a stinky Lesger!

That Lesger bush has to come with a warning, or else all the world shall be engulfed in the infernal flames of Lesger!!

Lesger, you have to give that bush a trim.

Wow, that Lesger sure likes the Lesger Scissoring Dogma.
by Mr.Cranklejew April 10, 2024
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Lesger

Lesger is a word used to describe a black lesbian woman. The word comes from the two words "Lesbian" and the racial slur "Nigger". A Lesger's favourite activity is causing bushfires. Lesgers may look friendly however they often carry diseases such as Lesgeritis a disease in which you become alergic to shaving and grown huge amounts of hair as well as a urge to cause bushfires.
Stop causing bushfires LESGER!
by migger_12 April 22, 2024
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