Lego My Asshole

To insert a red 2x2 Lego brick into ones anal cavity

“lego my asshole baby”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025

lego

small bricks that can make a child or even adult addicted

mom: hey son its time for dinn-
kid: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM BUILDING A FUCKING LEGO HOUSE

by Xeries July 20, 2024

LEGO

A key to unlocking infinite imagination. Seriously, you can create ANYTHING with these tiny plastic bricks. From houses, to cars, and EVEN F*CKING CITIES! LEGO bricks can also be used as lethal weapons, which will immediately kill your foes when they step on them.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, take a look! I built a supercar out of these LEGO bricks!"
Guy 2: "Whaaaa? Oh, sorry, I was busy building a gigantic LEGO city!"
(Guy 1 steps on a brick, then falls to the ground)
Guy 2: "Haha! You just discovered one of my booby traps hidden in it!"

by JanTheAnimatorOfficial July 22, 2023

lego city

a man has fallen into the river in lego city build a helocopter to rescue him

hey is a lego city

by noooooooooooooooooo123 March 2, 2020

The Lego movie eats taco bell

The Lego movie eats Taco Bell was a weird ass dream a user on Reddit (who goes by u/lilpikaluver) had one time, basically, it’s about the characters in the Lego movie eating Taco Bell and shitting themselves

“Dipper goes to Taco Bell was a nightmare!” “That reminds me, have you read the Lego movie eats Taco Bell?”

by Lilpikaluver December 16, 2024

Lego

Lego is the littlest of them all(Like a fucking anchor). He is kind and shy but he is Veslač after all. If u step in him u will regret.

Hey who is the kid over there.
Oh, that is not kid, that is Lego, and he is older than you

by Boujanče123 November 21, 2021

LEGO Set 420

Police are after your weed lol

I just saw a LEGO Set 420 pull up at my school.

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong June 23, 2021