pink lego

Pink Lego is when you dip your toes in boiling water then dock with an uncircumcised penis. To create the ultimate building blocks for love.
Boy: I think i have a blister on my tip from the pink lego I got last night.

Girl: Gonna go trim my toe nails and get a pot of water going. I'll see you in the bedroom for a pink lego!
by Tractor Ass November 24, 2013
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Legos for Adults

a term used by the firearms community for building out your own AR-15. Typically it means assembling the pieces of a stripped lower receiver and/or upper receiver. The components are all mil-spec are seamlessly connect with one another for a multitude of various companies and options.
"man, building your own AR really is like legos for adults, it's so fun"
by Anon930 December 08, 2020
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Drunk Lego's

Daughter: Dad, I think my lego's made a mess of my Dollhouse!

Mom: No silly you did that, legos don't have brains, right sweetie?

Dad: At least if they aren't Drunk lego's.
by burgerkingassletuce December 05, 2019
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Lego lock

When two hermaphrodites interlock both sets of sexual organs to copulate.
Have you heard about Sam and Devon doing the Lego lock?
by HonestyISbest August 03, 2024
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Lego Cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

(For more information refer to Lego loading)
Last Saturday, this guy at the bar showed me how he fought off harlots by activating his Lego cannon.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Lego cannon

The act of launching Legos out of your anus.

Ref. Lego loading
Last Saturday, Todd Lego cannoned the bartender at the club.
by ThatLegoGuy March 31, 2024
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Lego Fortnite

The best game ever created, nothing can top the astounding power and tranquility of Lego fortnite, anyone who doesn't like it is retarded, it contains enemies that one shot you, it has hunger and temperature mechanics which kill you very fast, it also contains screaming autistic fucktards named Jay that won't shut the fuck up about how "bad" it is, I think it's the user. You can also build shit that doesn't work and fight giant lizard people that wombo-combo the fuck outta you and two shot you. If you aren't anything like Jay then you'll have fun.
Giga Chad that plays Lego fortnite: you know where you CAN have fun? Lego Fortnite
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
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