Tub of lard

or tub of guts

a very fat person(crude, cruel, and also a rude term of adress)

That tub of lard, who came out of popey's Chicken, fell on my arm.

by Light Joker December 4, 2004

lard

Jello Biafra's (from Dead Kennedys) collaboration with Al Jourgensen from Ministry.

by MeBabyMe July 23, 2003

Lard Ass

Adam Richmond from the show Man Vs. Food on the Travel Channel.

damn, did you see Adam Richmond eat that massive omlette? what a Lard Ass

by NeroToxin June 24, 2010

Lairion

A beast of a hunter that can be found on Dethecus, capable of ganking allies, horde, guilds and vents.
Gms are a miniscule fraction of the many that fear his spam.
A cofounder of <Trade Chat Champion> and a general all around badass, most nub should steer clear, or they will be LLD'd, real quick.

Mylett: Is that prick Lairion spamming trade chat again? I was healing his raid and he fuckin misdirected me and still got loot.
Joc: Sure is, he's a champion
Mylett: He's a fag
Lairion whispers to Mylett:<Trade Chat Champion><TCC><Trade Chat Champion><TCC><Trade Chat Champion><TCC><Trade Chat Champion><TCC><Trade Chat Champion><TCC><Trade Chat Champion><TCC>
I<3 LairionI<3 LairionI<3 LairionI<3 LairionI<3 LairionI<3 Lairion

by Trade Chat Champion May 17, 2009

fat lard

a fat and disgusting person who you despise deeply. Often used as an insult to someone who is fat, lazy, or has diabetes.

That fat lard did some whore and got a devil child.

by hamburg January 12, 2008

lard tard

Someone who is extremely slow at doing something, as if s/he has consumed a morbid amount of lard.

Boss: Why have you not moved this box of feathers?
Piggy Girl: Sorry boss, but there are simply too many and they are too heavy.
Boss: Wtf, they don't even weigh a thing. You are such a lard tard.

by leChef July 3, 2010

Laid Up

a state of near-somnolence, generally requiring a cushioned surface at least 2ft. tall and the covering afforded by your oldest blanket (which I hope you have a name for; mines called the Nana) of all exposed body parts, with the exception of your face, the eyes therein soon to be filled with whatevers on the Telly. This behavior will manifest either post-work, finals, hangover, sickness and subsequent convalescence. While one can by all means be laid up in a bed, the couch affords a more beneficent vantage of the ebb and flow of roommates and friends. Nonetheless, he or she who is laid up will often be immobile and even those most affectionate are wont to shun your touch. Pretty much synonymous with Stove Up, the latter with connotations of multiple SLEEPING individuals all laid up in a room of bunkbeds, also it is more likely when you see this usage that EtOH had a hand in the precipitation of their obtunded state.

Calling home on way home 15 mi from work:

"Hey Millah Scrillah, whats Mel doing??"
"Oh, she just got back, shes laid up on the couch watching Six Feet Under."
"Niceness, be there in 5."

by clark lander smith February 15, 2008