Loafing

To be somewhere off point without your firearm

Why you loafing on that block

by Beezybrldd January 29, 2026

Laping

Word on the street is if you urinate on the MTA third rail with a steady stream it will shock your penis, similar action to Loaking.

"Man I'm So Bored"
"have you ever tried laping? lets go to the subway tracks right now."

by stevenmaru May 9, 2025

Lauing

Lauing
(verb)

The act of attempting a reckless, low-percentage, “clip-worthy” play in Valorant (or other FPS games) with the full intention of throwing the round or even the entire match. To lau is to deliberately sabotage while disguising it as a flashy highlight attempt.

Used sarcastically to justify failure: any missed shot or questionable play can be excused as “just lauing.”

“Why’d you peek mid with a Shorty against an Operator?”
“Relax bro, I was lauing.”

“Stop lauing, it’s overtime. We actually need this win.”

“He said he was clutching, but we all knew he was lauing the second he went for that 360.”

by Der2032 August 27, 2025

Lamington

The word my bro said while reading Lamenting

"...and some did neither but stood about *lamenting* (lamington)"

by PluckerTucker50 September 14, 2025

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

Laying like a dildo in the grass

To behave naturally or in a relaxed fashion in an area that is not meant for you or your behavior, similar to fish out of water

“He was fast asleep on the roof, laying like a dildo in the grass”

by Rogersbae September 20, 2025

Laying Down the Mack

To successfully flirt with a member of the opposite sex

Last night with Stacy I was laying down the mack.

by Gooch Eater 27 October 4, 2025