a device for giving light, either one consisting of an electric bulb together with its holder and shade or cover, or one burning gas or a liquid fuel and consisting of a wick or mantle and a glass shade.
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Get the lampsack mug.The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.
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“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”
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“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”
by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023
Get the Lampardian Transition mug."Blue Lamp" is what you tell a friend who denies that they are very drunk to remember. In the morning ask, "what were you supposed to remember?" If your friend can remember blue lamp in the morning a sense of victory will overwhelm them as they have proven they were not actually that drunk, and if the friend cannot remember blue lamp confusion will overwhelm them.
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At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
Origin of term:
At my friend's lake house i had had a little to drink. my friend kept telling me that i was acting wild and telling me to calm down, but i vehemently denied my drunkenness. I thought I was acting perfectly normal. so my friend said "Okay, that lamp right there is blue... In the morning you should remember blue lamp if you aren't so drunk." So the next morning i wake up and scream "BLUE LAMP!!!" turns out i may not have been as drunk as my friend thought.
tim: you were so drunk last night
bob: no i wasnt...
tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?
bob: what are you talking about?
tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
bob: no i wasnt...
tim: did you remember what u were supposed to remember then?
bob: what are you talking about?
tim: blue lamp ya drunken fool!
by mrword June 25, 2009
Get the Blue Lamp mug.The sexual act of inserting a hamster into the anal cavity of your partner. To complete this you must also make a tiny lamp shade hat to put on the hamster's head.
Guy: hey honey, on my way home I went into the pet store and bought a hamster for you
Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?
Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
Girl: oohhhhh, you wanted to try the hamster lamp didn't you?
Guy: ummm no that is a horrible thing todo
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"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
"I couldn't believe he thought I was a UKIP supporter. What a fucking road lamp."
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