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lemon game

A sexual game usaully played by horny high school students.

-The names of five boys are written down .
-The names of five things you could go with a lemon, or actions/verbs
-The names of five girls ending with 's' are written down.
-Then write down five bodie part, male or female.
-OPTIONAL. to write down five location but that's lame
-They are then numbered from one to five in a random order to create amusing sentences.
lemon game-

boys
1. Connor
2. Preston
3. Aaron
4. Marty
5. Kyle

actions with lemon
2. kissed
4. slaped
1. kicked
3. fingered
5. licked

girls
5. Terra's
1. Rene's
3. Kaylie's
4. Brittany's
2. Jessica's

bodie parts
2. penis
1. vagina
4. ear
3. tongue
5. butt

(all numbers are RANDOMLY ordered if you know what number each thing is, it's just not as fun)

-sentences, just go back and put all the same numbers and make a sentnce (some don't make sense, but they're amusing)
ex.

1. connor kicked rene's vagina
2. preston kissed jessica's penis
3. aaron fingered kaylie's tongue
4. marty slapped brittany's ear
5. kyle licked terra's butt

haha yeah like i said some make NO sense

but it's a fun game
by haileighxbby December 3, 2007
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Lemon Line

A "skinny white border" applied to the outer edges of a photographic print before mounting on a black matte board, named after the professor who never fails to suggest it as an improvement.
"Oh snap, I accidentally cut off the Lemon Line!"
"I guess you'll have to reprint now."

"I wouldn't hand that in without a Lemon Line."
by Tamia February 19, 2008
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Lemon Pusher

A term used to describe a frustrated, unappreciated, incessantly ridiculed, middle child. A lemon pusher is sour but sweet. A lemon pusher knows how to push past the bitterness of life and make it work. A lemon pusher knows how to take lemons and make lemonade.
V: YOU'RE A MIDDLE CHILD?!

C: Yeesssssss I hateee it (smiley face with a gun shooting it)

V: I feel you. *bangs head repeatedly on wall*

C: We're lemon pushers... what can I say? -_-
by v1cky685 October 24, 2011
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Lemon Fanfic

Dirty Fanfiction Usually Involving creepypasta or any anime character
Dude that lemon fanfic was the best thing i have ever read like ever
by xxemo-burrito-unicornxx April 27, 2016
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lemon squeezer

Prison term - an inmate who masturbates frequently.
Joe's a fuckin' lemon squeezer. Every time I walk by his cell he's stroking his cock. Last night he managed to jizz on me before I could get out of the way.
by allstar666 June 21, 2005
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Lemon Curd

A lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

This would go well with some butter at a 'crumpetting' party.
He always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of butter while crumpetting.
by lumnet July 17, 2005
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lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.
After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.
by Sokolov September 21, 2008
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