magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

brown lamp

A mexican mushroom head penis.

Pulled down his pant to realize he was packing a brown lamp.

by brownlamper September 16, 2013

meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.

I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.

by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013

lamp hanging

It's when a women or man hangs themself with the cord of a lamp While climaxing.

i saw my mom "lamp hanging"

by deven756 August 22, 2012

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to describe a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned Lamp Rubber"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

Lamp Rubber

A slur used to refer to a middle eastern person.

"You did 9/11 you God damned lamp rubber!"
"You made my curry to spicy you Lamp Rubber"

by Ananka Bazaar November 9, 2023

Lamp

Something that definitely didn't make someone wake up from a false reality

I was looking at the Lamp for so long that my wife and kids left me. I couldn't control myself

by Tom28281 January 17, 2024