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The Krusty

When you lay on your back with your legs over your head trying to suck your own cock
Did you hear Tom got caught doing the Krusty?
by Frederick1 November 3, 2021
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Karen Krushing

The process of destroying a Karen's goal of complaining or uselessly injecting herself into any conversation. Then throwing their opinion out along with acting as if yours is subpar. In general not minding their own business.

This process requires firm action and tone, with a confrontational demeanor.

Direct subject matter focus.

Passively Aggressively calling them disrespectful names. I.E. " See you next tuesday"

FIRMLY shutting them down by insistence they mind their own business and take care of their own.

Providing evidence if needed. I.E. " the height requirement is here, my son is shorter than the arrow you fool"

Then turning away as she continues and ignoring her.
Imagine yourself at the local McDonalds. Your kids are playing in the Mc'Ds play place gettinf it. Sweaty, covid on their hands. In walks.. Karen. Karen begins to complain of child's height in McDonald's play place.

" omg your kid is to big. He's gonna hurt my kids. He needs to get out of their!"

From there the threat of management is projected through her slightly off white teeth, polluting the atmosphere with even more bulleshit.

Your child comes over with additional complaint.

" Dad, she yelled at me and told me to get put of the park"

You press for clarity as a dad would.

" what did she say exactly?"

" she said I'm to big and I'm gonna hurt her kids. She said I better not hurt them "

From there the rage boils. Time to Krush.

You March over, firm, brow down. Lips somewhat pursed and inhaling deeply.

" don't ever tell my son anything. Mind your business Karen. The height is posted right there! My son is shorter than the requirement"

From there you ask your son to come over and stand at the measuring chart. He is of course shorter.

" oh no..it looks like he's shorter. MIND YOUR BUSINESS. "

Karen Krushing
by Big D v2 June 17, 2022
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"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."
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Kosher KKrusader

A Kosher KKrusader is a Jewish Zionist living in occupied Palestine that carries out atrocities and steals the land of the indigenous population of Palestine. Similarly to their Christian counterparts they believe that they’re the chosen people and that their religious text is proof that the land is theirs.
All the Americans that move to the West Bank to live in settlements there are Kosher KKrusaders.
by HittiteLover83 January 18, 2024
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Kentucky Krusty

When the sock is used a second time.
`Damn Jake was willing to try a Kentucky Krusty when his parents left.
by Krankh September 10, 2023
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niko kruse

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