Lobotomy Kaisen

Nonsensical memes stemming from popular phrases, characters, or events in the Jujutsu Kaisen manga

Dylan: "Are you the one who left it all behind because always bet on Hakari, or with this treasure I summon The Fingerer because I am you?"
Jake: "That lobotomy kaisen shit has severely fucked up your mind."

by RealAhhJittleyang January 14, 2024

Lobotomy kaisen

the most retarded ass server someone will ever see, dont join that shit

"lobotomy kaisen is a server for nigfags"

by Neo 2.0 June 12, 2024

Lobotomy Kaisen

1. Normally crazy Jujutsu Kaisen fans that reach new and unforeseen insanity due to the weekly serialization release going on break.

2. “Lobotomy Kaisen” is a section of the fandom even the normal fans are scared of

3. Often and ungroundedly compared to certain “MHA” fandoms due to the insanity

“Lobotomy Kaisen fans are hella unhinged insert the most out of pocket picture of a jjk scene with the most insane text over it

by Hookigan March 6, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.

I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.

by hehehehehg August 19, 2024

Michael Kaiser

the MOST handsome german anime character, also the most goated character in blue lock heh.. （＾ω＾）

Michael Kaiser is so beautiful and majestic. I cant fathom the words I have for him. He’s so gorgeous, my eyes get blessed by his divine appearance. He’s so ethereal. He’s the embodiment of perfection.

by Alexis Ness December 19, 2024

Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK)

A teenager who somehow has record breaking levels of strength (see: its not techinically m-preg.*) takes the kfc motto to seriously, and meets a sea urchin who cant find his finger. Meanwhile yaoi protagonist (also known as: everyone simps for him) tries to kill Mount Fuji, Aura Farm and proceeds to act like a homosexual for the rest of the story (see: KFC breakup**). everything else is either nah id win, mutual pining, or your favorite character dying.

*is it m-preg if the guy currently possesing a male body possesed your mom's body and had you?
**kfc, and why its more important than you think: www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7YXXieghto&t=6s

I regret watching/reading JJK.
I am gay because of JJK.
All my favorite characters in JJK are dead.
Jujutsu Kaisen (JJK) : A shonen manga and anime with the gays, the theys, and the baes. (sad :C)

by DAN THE POTATO MAN August 2, 2025