The coolest content creator that is sober and thriving. Thrifting by day, stiltwalking by night. All whilst building a community of sober, like-minded individuals. Also called the Manic Messiah. His followers are called his disciples.
A- “Did you see that dude walking downtown on stilts? He looks like a chill dude!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
B- “Oh, that’s Columbus Keith. I’m on of his disciples. Want me to introduce you to the Manic Messiah?”
A- “Hell yeah brother!”
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noun | verb | legend
1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
noun | verb | legend
1. A once-in-a-lifetime human who could light up a room without trying, turn strangers into friends, and make any gathering feel like the main event. Known for his big heart, bigger laugh, and an uncanny ability to make people feel seen, included, and genuinely happy.
2. The guy who always showed up—whether it was for friends, family, giveaways, celebrations, or just to make someone’s day better. Generous to a fault and famous for loving the joy on people’s faces more than the prize itself.
3. (verb) To Brian Keith Drum something: to do it with enthusiasm, kindness, and a little extra flair—usually while making everyone around you smile.
Example:
“Man, this place doesn’t feel the same without him.”
“Yeah… it could really use a little Brian Keith Drum energy.”
“Man, this place doesn’t feel the same without him.”
“Yeah… it could really use a little Brian Keith Drum energy.”
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