Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019

Jethan

The best ship Name in the universe

Jamie+Ethan=Jethan

Love Jethan

by a girl who has freckles February 15, 2019

johanni wife

When you are a beautiful lady but you get put with johanni

Ewww look it’s johanni wife

by PRETTYMUCHBEANZFAM February 17, 2019

Johanne

This is a kind of girl who has a random sense of humour, usually a lot of friends and is very flirtatious. She is the type who will snatch your boyfriend right up from under your nose and then act like she did nothing wrong. Johanne's are usually the type to be involved in dance or some other kind of sport related thing, and are usually considered to be quite pretty. Other girls can be quite bitter towards Johanne's however, because of their reputation as being a man eater and are sometimes unfaithful. They are goofy but somehow womanly at the same time.

Uhg, that girl my boyfriend is dating now is a textbook case of a Johanne.

by fruitmatser February 24, 2019

Johannes

A Fabian is an awkward, anti-social person that tends to keep to himself. But once you get to know Fabian he is a great guy. He's the type of person that is cool just to chill with. If he's your friend he will go out of his way to help you out. He is a very charming and will use his whit to talk to the opposite sex and to get free things out of people. He is also a very intelligent person, he is good with electrical things and can master any task you put in front of him. Although Fabian is a great intelligent person he tends to be very cheap and a very bad speller. If you have a Fabian in your group you should consider yourself lucky because they are hard to come by.

Dang Johannes is so cheap he always gets water to drink.

by Yalung March 17, 2019

Johanne

A sweet and soft girl who acts very different depending who she gangs out with. She is wery akward and deep conversations are not always her thing. She also cryes alot.

You: hi!
Johanne: hello:)
You: hey, i think you spilles some sauce on ur shirt;)
Johanne: im really sorry! Pls dont hate me!:(

by Imscaredcomepickmeuplol October 10, 2019