Jordan

Likes to eat cats

dayum hide yo cats jordans cumin

by Hithereilikecats January 30, 2012

Jordan

A 13 year old kid that is nerdy and watches porn all night

eg

kyie: alex was watching porn all night

Bob: HA his a jordan

by PHUCK U JORDAN October 16, 2008

Jordan

The hottest girl you can ever meet, blondes = sexy. (;

jordan is hot

by dasrf234 October 30, 2011

Jordan

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see

Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading

by Nerddd July 27, 2015

Jordan

Complete fuck boy.

Strange fetish with butt sex.

Cannibalistic fantasies.

Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass

My dick has a jordan.
Hills have jordans.

by Notkërrï April 24, 2018

Jordan

A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.

Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.

by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016

Jordan

Blonde girl with mental disabilities.

It is a shame that Jordan suffers from autism.

by azlynn41 May 31, 2018