Wet Jonathan

Person who drinks his own cum or piss

Bob talk to much shit you wet Jonathan!

by Zaper939 October 19, 2021

Jonathan G.

A guy who thinks he can get any girl he talks to and ghosts out his real friends for a bunch of gamers

Why Jonathan G. why

by Intellectual Pringle December 13, 2019

Pulling a Jonathan

When you go to your neighbors house and ask them for ice.

Neighbor: "opens door"
Jonathan: "Hey can I have some ice😁"

Pulling a Jonathan

by Pulling a curt February 15, 2020

Jonathan Benson

The type of person who strikes fear into anyone he/she sees.

That Jonathan Benson sure is scary

by Sappy daddy January 9, 2019

Cheyenne and Jonathan

The most amazing,exciting, over exagerative couple anyone will ever meet. A couple that can get through any rough spots together.

Cheyenne and Jonathan are so fucking perfect

by perfection of both June 11, 2018

Jonathan Grimes

Fat ass stupid ass bitch

Stranger 1: Is that that Jonathan Grimes The Fat Ass Stupid Ass Bitch ?
Stranger 2: yeah it is that fat ass stupid ass bitch

by Totally Not Jonathan Kitchen November 2, 2020

jonathan plank

Attempting to do something on a scooter/skateboard and then falling over and then landing in a planking like position

Jonathan: i can do that 4 stair
daniel:you can do it
Every1: Dude hes planking
Blake: im cool

jonathan plank

by jndfkkjdgxcgffxgcjgytfdfghfyfg July 17, 2011