Jonas Brothers

Bitch ass niggas.

Jonas Brothers are some bitch ass niggas.

by StupidGoDumb October 24, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that (according to this site) started around 2004-2005. The band consist of 3 brothers Nick, Joe, and Kevin. The fans are usually girls the are between the ages of 6-16 or something like that. Their fans are annoying and usually post comments on youtube videos saying stuff like "nick looks so hawt". They also have stupid sayings like "OMJ,OMJJ,and OMNJ". They probally owe most of their sucess to Disney for using their songs in their movies.

The Jonas Brothers fans are obsessive

by Sciterz June 3, 2008

Jonas

Jonas has the ass that will make you go insane for the rest of your entire fucking life. He may be a little toxic, but if he isn't toxic to you, you know he is a keeper. Jonas makes you go insane in the membrane, and insane in the brain, whether you are a boy or a girl. This guy is a keeper, because you know he has a stack of whole milk whenever you need it. But what a faggot

Jonas is such a hottie, it's too bad that he isn't single

by Penis Lover 212 April 15, 2019

nicholas jonas

super hot male
ladys man
plays piano, drums and guitar.
sings amazingly well.
search him on google.

omg did you hear nicholas jonas sing last night? he was amazing!

by skg baby August 22, 2008

Kevin Jonas

The hideous lead guitarist of the brainwashing boy band "The Jonas Brothers."

Who is the ugliest of all the Jonas Brothers?

Kevin Jonas.

by Jonas Hater January 4, 2009

Jonas Brothers

1. Marginally talented pop boy-band manufactured by large corporation (noun). 2.Keen use of Myspace and Youtube sites to enlist legions of underage fans who seek bland, safe music and parentally-approved young men (verb).
3.Variety of overly processed,non-threatening disposable pop songs and consumer junk that contributes little to culture but generates tons of cash for the machinery involved (adjective).

1."Hey, did you hear that Wallmart has molded and trained expired Wonderbread and mayonnaise into a fresh pile of Jonas
Brothers."
2. We were gonna learn to play well, write some innovative songs and develop our own ideals but we figured we could just Jonas Brothers our way through.
3.Nobody will want this stuff in five years but right now its totally Jonas Brothers.

by katsup June 29, 2008

Jonas Brothers

In my opinion, they're okay. I don't think they suck, but on the other hand I don't think they're the greatest band ever & I have no desire to bang Joe.
Their music is fun to listen to, but it's not genius or anything.
And as for their Target commercial, anyone who claimed they did Hello, Goodbye better than The Beatles is a moron.

"The Jonas Brothers suck!"
"No, they're awesome!"
"They're alright"

by Joe!!!!!! October 17, 2008