John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,

“I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”

by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019

John

Peach licking cunt

John is a peach licking cunt

by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017

John

get out of my face you bugs bunny lookin’ ass, yuck!!!1 youre crusty bro!!! tell me, how is it possible to look 7 and 29 at the same time!?!?! get lost bro

“john you look like bugs bunny 😳😳😳”

by MichaelJacksonHeeHee October 28, 2019

John

The fattest human being in Church. This mans need a whole row by himself in church. Weighs 500- 600 pounds.

Damnnnnnnn, John really just broke that chair

by Daniel Tawadros November 23, 2019

John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

Johned

Getting scissors shoved up your nose paintfully and slowly getting nose hair pulled out.

Child: "Hey dude, my dad's brother got Johned yesterday."
Other child: "lmao epic"

by Mr. Fat nose idiot February 12, 2020

John

A man hoe who likes peepee

"lol, what a John"

by Kiwikick June 19, 2019