John

The Leader Of WAKANDA forever

other African countries where attacking (John).

by lilicee June 3, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

Usually a stern, tall bloke with dark hair. He wears shirts that are too tight for him, often showing of the outline of his nipples. He can be mistaken for PC Plum or Mr Bean. If you ever meet a John, watch out. Throw him a Gregg's sausage roll as it keeps him calm and tamed.

Dylan: "Oi Aidan, hiv ye heard fae big John yet?'
Aidan: "Aw naw naw. We hiv to stay clear, Gregg's is shut the day"

by maddiesmaw4207 May 28, 2018

John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

John is a Sandwich sneaking coke stealing piece of crap. He will steal your food as he makes you unload his car. He will Propose using a chicken. They like crazy women and can’t drive.Not very educated or no common sense.

If you see a John hide your cokes

by LeBron better than Jordan March 26, 2020

John

In a few words A Fat Bloke that’s bad at telling jokes. His hair is disgusting and shits out of his pussy. Next person who sees him will eat his pussy. Don’t come in eye contact with him. He never will set foot from his home because he can’t go anywhere. He is condemned in solitary.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’s a chicken John.

by Duffman II November 21, 2017