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a actuall god! you will meet him and bend over for him
ps: my names jesus
jesus:hello
everyone:take my cash!
by omar hater and mom he stole it October 30, 2020
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Jesus is NOT the son of God, God has no children, or parents, or siblings and he is only one jesus Was Created by God, Also the religion Christianity Is a fake religion with fake information because people have changed it by time and islam is the only true religion
Christian/or someone who have heard of that:Hey did you know jesus is the son of god?
Muslim/or someone else: THAT IS NOT TRUE
by An extroverted extrovert May 10, 2021
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jesus saved me from skittles
by grayson alexander November 1, 2019
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jesus is a big dick having guy🤷🏽 ♂️
add my snap or u die😁
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jesus has a huge cock😱
by B.D.J-Big Dick Jesus November 22, 2021
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fake bitch that ppl hype up to much and should forget abt his mythical ass he is irrelevant and is wasting everyone's time.
jesus is not anyone savior
by jesus in name we say faggot December 25, 2020
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Sum guy w/ a famous dad
'jesus is ma G'
by d1mzy February 18, 2018
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Whether we know it or not, everyone needs a Savior, Jesus!
by sum.fukn.dude February 25, 2022
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