A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.
by Notjerbear November 7, 2015
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I shouldn’t have slept with that guy last night, he was smaller than my pinky and kept asking for it in the ass. What a Jeremy Davis.
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Get the Jeremy Piven mug.A fucking screw up who doesn't know how to do shit and every time he gets a shot with a women he loves he fucks it up because hes a piece of trash who deserves to rot in fucking hell because he has no purpose in life.
by Clay Henderson March 12, 2019
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Get the Jeremy Hernandez mug.Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
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