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Jeremy Martin

Jeremy martin is a liar who claims to be the messiah and the founder of anonymous

who needs to seek help
damn that guy is such a liar he needs help

Fax he’s such a jeremy martin
by Jeremy martin the rebirth February 17, 2022
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Jeremy Andretti

Hello, Jeremy Andretti’s wife speaking, I got 201 rings. (All colors of the rainbow) we are now married.
Hello who are you?” “I’m Jeremy Andretti’s wife”
by JeremyAndrettiIsHot April 24, 2021
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Jeremy Mixa

A fucking screw up who doesn't know how to do shit and every time he gets a shot with a women he loves he fucks it up because hes a piece of trash who deserves to rot in fucking hell because he has no purpose in life.
by Clay Henderson March 12, 2019
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Jeremy Hernandez

A guy who sleeps around and is dating an ugly girl b*tch named Shamina Jasmine Guzman
Ewww Jeremy Hernandez is so ugly
by Sashabanks March 31, 2017
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Jeremy's Bike

The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
by crazypete12 December 7, 2012
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jeremy kalina

A man who is extremely smart and has a huge penis that all women want but can't have because he is in a relationship.
Damn I wish I could date Jeremy Kalina but he is in a relationship.
by Notjerbear November 7, 2015
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Jeremy allen

Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.
Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.
by JmfknT February 14, 2021
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