Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.
Some people call him a madman.
Some people call him a madman.
"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."
by yallahhanees May 14, 2019
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Get the Jens mug.Jens is a very cheerful guy that always tries to see the good in people, but he comes of a little strong at times and might seem annoying.
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Get the Jens mug.Jens is the best kind of guy that exists. He is kind, but has an edge. He’s a little bit of everything and will make you laugh until your tits fall off. He will listen intently to you even if you’re telling the worst story in the world, and he would expect the same in return. Everyone wants a little piece of Jens.
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1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.
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adjective
1. Characterizing a discourse or monologue that explores a wide range of topics or arguments from a singular, often passionate or biased perspective.
2. 2. Describing a spontaneous or energetic outburst that covers a broad spectrum of subjects, influenced by heightened enthusiasm or excitement, often lacking a clear focus but rich in personal references and anecdotes.
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1. In his latest blog post, the author delivers a polytenztangenic tirade that, while seemingly erratic, provides deep insights into his unique worldview on digital privacy.
2. After consuming an excessive amount of energy drinks, she launched into a polytenztangenic rant during the meeting, weaving through topics from corporate strategy to her adventures in backpacking, much to the amusement and confusion of her.
by Veil Couture February 23, 2024
Get the Polytenztangenic [pol-ee-tenz-tan-JEN-ik] mug.Jen is a cat lover who doesn't have any cats herself and the ones she has are either injured and stolen (don't believe her lies). Spouts pointless memes but she can be counter-attacked with either straight calling out or slow poking of details... Should probably be put down. Poor Jen the cat group troll.
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