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Jan

Jan
Jan is the guy who you would want to spend new years with if you want to climax your last day of the year.
Wow, I could really use a Jan right now lmao
by Wtfisthislmaoooo December 28, 2021
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Pieter Jan

Pieter Jan is a gentle soul who gives his friends help that they need. He is easy to fall in love with and is very caring. He never likes making his friends cry. And feels bad if he accidentally does. His favorite color is purple and he is very smart.
Pieter Jan is a kind person.
by Chickennuggetsveryburnt December 1, 2021
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Jan 15

National ask your bf for his hoodie day
Emma: can I have your hoodie

Tyler: Yea! And why?
Emma: it’s Jan 15!
by alexia.. January 15, 2022
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jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.
Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!
by Sw00ty November 20, 2017
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Jan-Phillip

A Jan-Phillip (also called JP) is a truly nice guy, you‘ll for sure have a good time with him.
As a friend, you can always count on him, especially when you want to party.
Overall, he is an amazing guy with a perfect smile.
But there’s one catch. Altho he is sober he always behaves like he just hit the Bong, laughing about everything and not always understanding simple things.
„Jo, he's so high!“
„Nah that's just Jan-Phillip.“

„Why is he laughing so much?“
Typical Jan-Phillip!“
by DillDough69 June 14, 2022
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Jan

Jan is a ginger. He thinks he can sing but he cant. He lost his virginity when he was 13.
Person 1: "whats ur name"
Person 2: "jan"
Person 1: "ew"
by Marak grlic November 21, 2021
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Jans

by 9️⃣ October 22, 2022
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