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jeremy key 

an amazing person that everybody should know.

a loving and caring person with a big dick and insanely incredile in every way!

every boy is jealous of who he dates because he goes for the keepers. the girl that jeremy key dates is insanely beautiful and loves him with everything and more.
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jeremy key by amanda awsome November 3, 2010
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jeremy meeks 

A convicted felon that is said to have the sexiest mug shot of all time. From his chizeled cheek bones to dreamy blue eyes, girls have no choice but to fall in love.
Michelle: OMG! Did you see this guy Jeremy Meeks?!

Stephanie: Yessss! I'm saving up for his bail right now!

Guy #1: Yo, this dude Jeremy Meeks getting mad love.

Guy #2: True, no homo though, he's some good looking nigga.
jeremy meeks by 77baller14 June 24, 2014

Jeremy Jizz Dog 

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.
dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.
Jeremy Jizz Dog by B Koch February 8, 2008

Jeremy Sumpter 

The young actor who made his first huge hit in the movie Frailty, but has become more popular with his most recent film, Peter Pan. Definitely completely hot for a kid.
"That Jeremy Sumper is sure one sexy mother trucker."

jeremy kyle 

A talk show host from 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' on ITV.

Basically he is a little weasel of a man who sees every situation on his show as either black or white (life is not that simple), he loves to shout and scream at his guests and has a awful habbit of labelling someone after knowing them for only two minutes, he will take his first impression of a guest then go on a hot-headed rant and ridicule him/her, followed by pathetic howling and cheering from the sheep in the audience. He seems to feel big and mighty having a audience and security guards behind him.

The whole show is horrible to watch as it just about laughing at people who's lives are in the gutter. I don't defend the usual type of guest on his show, but i think the looking down and embarresment of people in front of the whole nation is a sick thing to be considered entertainment.
JEREMY KYLE: Hi welcome back, our next guest brian has just made his way onto the stage. Hello Brian welcome to the show, so you have a child, and you like to go out drinking.
BRIAN: Yeah just on the weekend sometimes.
JEREMY KYLE: -YOU SHOULD GIVE UP THE DRINK IT'S PATHETIC YOU HAVE A CHILD!!!

(audince starts howling)
jeremy kyle by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008

Jeremy Dyson 

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
Jeremy Dyson by Atari April 6, 2004

Jeremy Isabelle 

Originating in 1905, Jeremy Isabelle was an old pornographer who was successful in the 40s, exploiting exotic women. He was also involved in a drug smuggling scandal in 1965. In 2000, his grandson, Jeremy Isabelle III, was born and was persuaded since birth to carry on the family business. Unfortunately, Isabelle died of brain cancer on February 3rd, 2003. Since then, his son and grandson have done very well at carrying on without him.
Jeremy Isabelle crated the pornographic film "Hammock Sack" in 1935, one of the earliest known pornographic films.