Jason Dean

The 2nd lead in both the movie and the musical, "Heathers".
If you haven't watched either, you have to! NOT RIVERDALE, ILLEGAL HEATHERS OR THE TV SHOW
He's an absolute psychopath but also so freaking hot, I'd let him "Ride my motorbike" If you catch my drift.
Also referred to as JD

Veronica- "OMG the other day Jason Dean bought this hat for my cat isn't it so cuteeeee"
Random Guy- "He tried to kill me the other day because I stepped on your shoe"
Veronica- "Sorry lol, our love is god"

by ariluvr69 April 8, 2022

Slippery Jasper

An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.

Did you give him the old Slippery Jasper?

by iddqd87 July 29, 2009

Jason Phleming

The act of shitting in one's hair to make it curly, often with the addition of snot or other bodily fluids.

She couldn't afford a hairdresser so I gave her a good ol' Jason Phleming.

by STAJATS June 7, 2009

Jasmine

litty people who will always stay by your side. loyal, unique and kind-hearted friends who will never lie to you or backstab you by exposing you for your secrets. they are very smart and tend to be a bit of a fangirl, either for books or bands or tv shows. Jasmines are eccentric and may seem quiet and introverted at first, but in truth have hearts of gold and brains of true intellects. however, they may sometimes be very awkward in social situations and tend to avoid drama at all costs.

Edmund: omg I found myself a Jasmine I'm officially satisfied in life now
Bob: oh really? you're dating Jasmine? omg she's lit you're lucky man get laid soon

by sessity December 9, 2017

jason Grace

to get hit in the head with something

Friend: dude i just got hit in the head by a brick

Fandom friend: Ohhh so that is how you're in the hospital lol you pulled a Jason grace

by That_One_Bookworm April 29, 2019

Jason

Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s are probably popular and well- known. Jason’s are very smart, kind and probably have a secret artistic side. Jason’s can sometimes be athletic, probably likes sports such as Golf or Frisbee. Jason’s May seem cool and chill but lowkey kinda sensitive and want people to like them. Jason’s make the best friends, so if you know a Jason, keep them close. Jason’s will do anything for the people they love, but may not be appreciated all the time. Jason’s usually get nervous around people they like. Jason’s can either be super hot, kinda nerdy, or both. Most likely to be on student council or a club president. Jason’s are overall amazing people and you are lucky if you have a Jason in your life !

Person 1: Ugh Jason is so hot
Person 2: Yesterday when he was taking photos outside and he looked RIGHT AT ME
Person 1: OMG RLY??

Person 2: ya, I’ll talk to him tmr, he seems super chill.

Person 1: not if I talk to him first!

by Facts🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ January 24, 2019

Jasmin

The most beautiful woman that even the stars spell out her name. She has a great sense of style, she is very kind and lovable. She can make anyone laugh, she's incredibly smart and intelligent. Usually her hair smells like strawberries or vanilla. She's the cutest and very hug-gable as well! You just want to put her in your purse or backpack whichever one you prefer. When she smiles its like the sun, it can make your day and make it look beautiful. She's the perfect woman any man could ask for... She's absolutely a priceless treasure.

Kevin: These are the reasons why I love you Jasmin
Jasmin: I know you do, Kevin you're so gay!

by Your Jelly Bean November 6, 2012