Italian Swimsuit

The term used to describe what people in the mafia would make their victims "wear" before swimming with the fishes. Usually consisting of weights/bricks/other heavy objects being attached to someone before being thrown into a large, deep body of water.

Mafia guy: Hey, this guy won't pay up.

Other guy: Well, let's give him an Italian Swimsuit because he's gonna be swimming with the fishes pretty soon.

Mafia guy: I'll go grab some bricks.

by Jukedalon May 2, 2010

Italian Turkey

When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.

My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.

by SlowMoJones August 25, 2010

Italian Mountain Yodeler

The act of Italian Mountain Yodeling involves the said yodeler, who sits on an orange traffic cone, letting it slide into their anus, the traffic cone represents the mountain. Whilst the yodeler yodels with their mouth open as wide as possible, men surrounding the yodeler masturbate all around. The surrounding "goats" then suck their semen into their anus. Then the goats pair up and sit on each others shoulders but backwards so that they are having oral sex. The mounted goats then defecate and vomit on the yodeler. The goats repeat the sucking of juices into their anus, then deposit the said juices into the yodeler through the traffic cone. The yodeler then stores the liquids inside of themselves for three days without defecation. Then there will be much defecation as the yodeler lets this mixture explode out of themselves, but it is caught in a jar! Then the yodeler sings a jolly tune as he or she yodels and bathes in the stew.

I couldn't believe it when that girl said she wanted me to make her into an Italian Mountain Yodeler

by murdoc222 October 21, 2011

Italian women

The female population of Italy. Known for having large breasts.

Big boobs to Italian women is like big butts to black women.

by oneandonlygod!! October 19, 2021

Italian Induction

The use of sex as a method for inducing labor.

Well into her tenth month, Sarah was ready for the stirrups after ten minutes of Italian Induction.

by Schlabby January 16, 2007

italian dance

A very good class of dance music!!

"hey im going to an italian dance night tonight, really? thats the best"

by KLB August 18, 2006

Italian Princess

A female, of partial or full italian descent, who defines herself/flaunts her nationality in an obnoxious, ethnocentric manner. Speaks only few Italian slang/curse words, brags about going to Italy/having family in Italy. May be called a "guidette" or "guido girl". Has italian reflector stickers on her $30,000 car which her parents paid for. Wears "Italian Princess" tank tops. Is frequently covered in Juicy Couture, carrys Louis Vuitton bag(s) and wears Chanel/Gucci sheild sunglasses or mirrored aviators. Wears her black or bleached hair with extensions in a "poof" or tightly binded slicked ponytail. Wears ugg(ly) boots with pre-ripped denim mini skirts and leggings. Gets weekly "mani's and pedi's" and goes tanning - often resulting in an odd orange leathery glow. Is usually from Staten Island, labled a BENNY - (Bergen/Bayonne,Essex,Newark,New York). Has a raspy or high pitched abrasive voice. Is usually found in clubs or lounges sloppy on Grey Goose ("goose") scoping for meatheads. Is usually unemployed/gold digging.

Bro #1: "yo dude, did you see that tan hooker outside of XS in Seaside?"

Bro #2: "nah man.. that was just some busted ass Italian Princess"

by Danielle Lastella November 12, 2007